Ok, so I'm a blogger now? Really? But what to write about? At present it's whatever pops into my head, which could be anything from.. why are mushrooms evil? to What colour pants do kangaroos wear? (they must wear pants under that suit, imagine the chaffing ;s).
Hmmmm was the first thing that I actually thought of, but that doesn't make for interesting reading (try harder blah blah, try harder). It's kind of like being a journalist this blogging lark, only I'm making stuff up and rambling in the hope someone will read this... wait... that is a journalist... yay, Mum, Dad I'm a journalist now, I did good!
Maybe I should start with the apprentice 2010
http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/candidates.shtml
I was very glad to see the back of Miss Paloma Vivanco last night. Never have I wanted a wet fish slapped across anyones face more!! For those who have not had the mispleasure of seeing this creature I urge you to watch last nights episode..... it was like watching those auditions from X Factor, you know the ones where what can only be discribed as a mentalist runs in and makes the sound of a dying mongoose and believes it to be the best rendition of Living on a prayer there has ever been! Paloma, created this fictional world, where she was already working for Lord Sugar (I think she actually thought she was him, and was planning some silence of the lambs skin suit crap, so its good he got rid of her really). This dilussional woman thought she was doing Lord sugar a favour by evaluating the other candidates on his behalf and bringing them into the board room. Where she set upon them like a hungry wolf, tearing at their performance and ability, trying desperately to hit the main Business accument vain!!! She forgot she faced the Beaver hybrid Alex, who took none of it, standing his ground like the pillar he is (go Alex go go Alex), his examplary behaviour and chin defending only highlighted the evil dilussions of this beast woman. She moved her sights to Sandeesh, but her giant eyes deflected all attacks... Then Alex began to sing, and the beast was powerless, she asked 'Be you an Angel' and he replied 'No, I be but beaver man hyrid... Rock AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAhAh AhAhAhhhAhAhAh..'
ok, so that last bit was made up, but it would have been great wouldn't it??
Watch the bloody show, see the dimise of the evil witch creature Paloma (such a shame the name will forever be tainted, unless, Paloma Faith, sing my pretty sing, sing so we think evil when we hear the name Paloma.... 'New yorkkkkk')
Alex to win, he won't but Alex to win!!!
hope you enjoyed this, I'm not sure what happened, I was in some sort of pizza induced trance (all you can eat lunch ooo err)
until next time... blog on blog on
